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we are! at least we arent doing magazine (bbbboooorrrriiinnnngggggg) poos cheridan.

5 am... shock

no man... i am not joking!!!

from jessy

i am so angry. do u realise that cant possibly make a nickname out of my name?? like u guys are all jonny, jessy, emmy ect. WAAHHHHHHH

nah i'm not joking fellas, 5am is the go...you'll get used to it....once you get out there you'll be fine...everyone has hot chips for breakfast.... hey, wait a sec, by the time you get back i'll probably be in the 18 hole comp which starts at nine.... hmm...you might not be able to play in that one... well you would but it would cost like 20 times more...or you could pull my buggie along. . wishfull thinking

CALRE QUEEN IS TOPS !!!!

is that the scottish chick that u met at the golf thing?

cha dude!!! she is so awes... SHE RECOGNISED ME ! ! ! woo hoo woo hoo!!!! SHE RECOGNISED ME !!! she is total awes... UNLIKE KARRIE WEBB!!! (gagging)

gag me...

ha ha. that reminds me...

i<3hermitcrabs wrote:

ha ha. that reminds me...

of what?

the gag incident

ahahahahah... yes yes yes it does....

did u know that i i think i might have found one of the sources of the stink.....dead beans in my bag....you know when i had my very unsuccessful health kick.....

embarrassing


AUSTRALIA"S GOT no TALENT ! ! !

be my candy boy hahahah twas hilarioius

eewww...rotten beans. giess what, my mum rented out the devil wears prada. i couldnt believe it

STORM BREAKER ! ! ! alex......

lol joking

heyy..played my first game of golf EVER yesterday. definitely a highlight. i was awful but it didnt matter coz i had fun. and that little weird teacher is so cool..

i am so very proud of you anna james is a funny little thing...

that little teacher is awes man.. his fashion sunnies on, he was looking pretty swish..
it was freaky when he raised his eyebrow, it was like a 90 degree angle... he's pretty cool..

counting dowm till next week ! ! ! woo hoo woo hoo ! ! !



are you still thinking of coming to golf with us jonny?

start practising man !!!!

twill be awesome!!!

can't wait !!! YAAAAAAAAAAAaaaYYYyyyYYYYyyYY!!!

hah..twill.
golf is one of those games where u can play unbelievably shit and then all of a sudden you'll do like 2 or 3 awesome shots and ur like..I LOVE THIS GAME. then 10 minutes later when u take 45 shots to putt it in the green ur like..I HATE THIS GAME. so yeah

YAY!we played with craig (aka. c dogg) today! hi craig *waves*

AHHHHH WE PLAYED GOLF WITH CRAIG ! ! ! THE CRAIG ! ! THE AWESOME CRAIG ! ! !

little miss hello HILARIOUS ! ! !

later c dogg

and dan awesome dan...... HONK ! ! ! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOONNNNNNKKK ! ! ! bwahahahahahahah ! ! !

lol. someones high..

yeah ! !! ! sdWOOT ! ! ! i am not loving the idea of pizza for dinner ! ! ! TRUTH BEHOLD ! ! ! (what?!?!?) nah well ! ! ! live life, and life be lived ! ! ! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ! ! !

Golf is good but i hate it when the ball goes into lakes and sometime it sinks. What a waste

yes curse you oh water gods !!! but trees are by far my worst enemy! ! ! 'they're savages, savages, devil eating humans, now we sound the guns of WAR' except for that gorgeously green tree on the tenth which got me mearest the pin !

yes of course, and that time when i hit he ball and it was going towards the train tracks but then it hit a tree and landed right on the edge of te fairway. i was like duddeee...AWESOME! but then, i did the best shot ive ever done (it went up in the air and went more than 5 metres people...it really did) and it hit the rock and bounced into the water. curse u evil rocks.....*shakes evil hand*