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NO seriously when I saw that joke on a forum once I just laughed sooo much and I told it to everyone at school and the guys laughed but the girls pucked.

i still dont see the funny side of it.... BUT that doesn't mean that i actually want to know okay lovelies... thanks anyway.. but i'll pass....

dude. the reason u didnt find the funny side of it was because IT WASNT

ssoooo.... I LOVE YOUGHURT ! ! ! especially VANILLA ! ! ! YEEEAARRHHH ! ! ! hehe... lol how embarasking.....

hey i no ia joke i was told this one the other day ok

THERES A IRISHMAN A ENGLISHMAN AND A SCOTISHMAN AND THEY ARE ALL GOING
TO JAIL, BUT THE JAIL PEOPLE ARE FELLING GENEROUS SO THEY SAY SAY U MAY HAVE ONE REQUEST SO THE ENGLISHMAN SAYS 'ILL HAVE THE TEN HOTTEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD IN THE CELL WITH ME' THE IRISHMAN SAYS ILL HAVE AS MUCH WHISKEY AS WILL FIT INTO MY CELL AND THE SCOTISHMAN SAYS ILLHAVE AS MUCH CIGARETTES WITH ME THAT WILL FIT INTO THE CELL....................................................................................................................................................................................................................20 YEARS PASSERS AND THE PRISONERS ARE FINALLY SET FREE THE ENGLISH MAN COMES OUT WITH 24 KIDS. THE IRISHMAN COMES OUT DRUNK AS A DOG AND THE SCOTISHMAN STUMBLES OUT GRUMBLNG ..........HAS ANYONE GOT A LIGHTER?

WHAT DO U THINK???????????????????
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oh ha ha..

how many monkeys does it take to change a lightbulb??




























three - one stinkin monkey to change the lightbulb and two stinkin monkeys to throw faeces at eachother. lol

That was sooooo lameee.

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aaahhh you're awesome anna... stinkin monkey

(auf deutsch) b....h hahahahahah michael

yeah..that was great michael *clap*.....*clap*

and bravo... for hiding on the top shelf of the cupboard the other day.....

i know. what LOSERS! hiding in the cupboard. tut, tut, tut. and remember when he stuffed himself into that like metal cupboard and emma kept bashing the side of it an he kept going OOWWWW...that was funny. and ms. barber couldnt find him. lol. only emma would do something as funny as severly damaging someones eardrums. all those in favour of missing emma, say AYE!